Church of Flying Pizza Monster

This idea first came to me few months ago when I watched South Park with my friend. Mr. Garrison teaches the kids how they have to believe in God and there's a reaction: "If you believe in God, I want you to believe in flying spaghetti monster." Well, I like pizza way more then spaghetti. In fact, I love pizza and my relationship with spaghetti is rather cold ;). So I thought it'd be super cool to start a church, just for fun. Or like: "Why should I voluntarily submit to rules somebody made, I can make my own". Maybe there'd be like a holy month when you have to eat pizza for every lunch and because it serves a "higher purpose", the restaurants wouldn't be able to charge you...

Mentioning higher purpose, this of course has one of its own, like everything: I need money. Self-appointed messiahship seems a great earning opportunity. You can say I'd be tricking people, but the way I see it, other churches do that as well. They don't even give you a month of free pizza consumption every year. Seriously, how can anybody ever go there? 

Pondering it over and over, the idea gets a lot cooler when money's not involved. Than it's really the poking message it supposed to be. So I'll do some research on "what it takes to start a church to piss people off".  Meanwhile, I'll spend time on jobs.cz ..... and the hardly earned money on pizza, mozzarella and prosciutto.